binart:

when relatives say mean things to you at family gatherings

  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

dwarfsmut:

ladynorthstar:

so, some of my Beren and Luthien pieces, the one I like the most!

the first one is Beren about to steal the Silmaril from Melkor.
the second one is Beren and Finrod leaving Nargothrond’s halls, starring Celegorm and Curufin and Orodreth.
the last one is Luthien and Beren in front of Thingol and Melian.

I did 7 more but those are the ones I liked the most, so I’m sharing! 

holy shit that detail

liamniisan:

i realy like good cop cant you tell

liamniisan:

i realy like good cop cant you tell

pandamani:

This. This headcanon matches my own so well aksnfdklnsafd *.*.

cristobalite:

donrufie:

cristobalite:

lifehack: twenty dollars can buy many peanuts

Explain how.

lifehack: money can be exchanged for goods and services

ferckinclerser:

rhoeysama:

lovelyrugbee:

rhoeysama:

masksarehot:

shrekmin:

accidentally in love / shrekmin au

shrek and armin meet over the summer. it feels like the perfect love. they both get each other completely. but as summer comes to an end, will they be able to keep their romance alive? or will it sizzle out with the summer sun?

what the everloving shit

I’ve been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight now.

YOU CAN SHIP ARMIN WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE AND IT’D BE COOL.

hope it’s still cool if I ship him with myself

ARMIN BELONGS WITH LORD FARQUAAD!

kaciart:

the-best-of-funny:

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

x

omg I choked

kaciart:

the-best-of-funny:

prauprganda:

I shouldn’t have laughed

x

omg I choked

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

valeriane:

teapotee:

les brindilles 

Comment qu’elles sont trognonnes!!

valeriane:

teapotee:

les brindilles 

Comment qu’elles sont trognonnes!!

gaymommy:

aubreygraharn:

mrscreamguy:

So, you know how some Nicki Minaj fans don’t know why we hate her?

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Also, she said misandry isn’t real

So, basically, fuck her.

ThIS THE FUNNEIST POST I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

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actressesofcolor:

This is not about an actress of color, but please vote against David O. Russell being included in #TIME100. If you are unaware, he admitted to sexually assaulting his transgender niece, and does not deserve any sort of praise or recognition. Reblog to spread the word!

actressesofcolor:

This is not about an actress of color, but please vote against David O. Russell being included in #TIME100. If you are unaware, he admitted to sexually assaulting his transgender niece, and does not deserve any sort of praise or recognition. Reblog to spread the word!