"he inhaled his scent. he smelled of (ingredient 1), (ingredient 2) and something undefinable, that was uniquely (name of buttsex partner)"

every single fanfiction uploaded in the last two years oh my god  (via brood-of-froods)
pandamani:

Nose Kisses.

pandamani:

Nose Kisses.

callmekitto:

if gender is a performance then I have stage fright

esdafable:

jesstapose:

drawing-bored:

mcknatterton:

youreprobablywonderingwhyimhere:

thestarlighthotel:

Dotwork sleeves, chest, and back | Nazareno Tubaro

*_*

what was I saying?

gobsmacked.

Wow. This is beautiful artwork.

Tats like these would be my dream pattern…except I’m a huge wuss about needles and could never handle this much.
Parrots can willfully savage my face or hands and I don’t flinch. But wee needles turn me into a blubbering baby.

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i have bras more supportive than you

elizabitchtaylor:

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

saintcheshire:

So I just got back last night from a brony convention in San Francisco. I was working a booth for a vendor friend, and let me tell you what happened:

We met a little girl who was there with her family. She got a button drawn at our booth, told us all about her favorite…

emissaryofwind:

Alright, let me just say this : Europe is not your all-white wet dream.

England is not white, France is not white, Germany is not white, Norway is not fucking white. There are POC living in these countries, ones who just immigrated five years ago, ones who have been there…

solar-tsunami:

tremendously-ambitious:

whatamievendoingwithmyblog:

Lets just take a moment to appreciate the way New Zealand sells beer.  

I feel like this basically summarises our culture.

The guy on the “planking” billboard, though….

The Kiwi’s are just pissed because they suck at cricket and the Aussies are better…only just.

beckersher:

youhaveadarkheart:

kimjongillbeats:

wonderwheels:

elastic-bands:

image

how the fuck…..

i reblogged this while watching it

what

It’s never occurred to me that you can win Snake